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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 03:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I'm a 28-year-old guy who has never been in a relationship, nor can I seem to find someone who wants to be in one with me. Why do I feel like a freak?

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

Why do I like to eat my own cum?

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How do great movie moments influence how people handle real-life moral dilemmas?

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

What is the difference between Michael Corleone’s marriage to Apollonia Vitelli and Kay Adams?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Gun owners, imagine if an attacker comes to your home and takes your gun to use against you before you had the chance to pick it up. Would you regret owning a gun?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Justin Bieber declares he’s a ‘dad that’s not to be f–ked with’ in bizarre Father’s Day 2025 post - Page Six

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Why would a person always be so tired?

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Do people really never face any hidden costs or surprises with surgeries in countries with single-payer healthcare like the NHS?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

They put up a sign reading

What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?