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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 03:46

Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Why do I like to eat my own cum?
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Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How do great movie moments influence how people handle real-life moral dilemmas?
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
What is the difference between Michael Corleone’s marriage to Apollonia Vitelli and Kay Adams?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Why would a person always be so tired?
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
They put up a sign reading
What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?